she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
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The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
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Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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