Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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