see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
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We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Im part way to drunk.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
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I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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