My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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