When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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