Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
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