I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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