I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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