wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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