We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
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