I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
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