look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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