I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
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Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
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How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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