belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
my shit smells like andre
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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