I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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