no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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