Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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