Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
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Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
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You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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