She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
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he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
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fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
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