Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
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Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
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Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
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