I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Randomize
