I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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