Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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