Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Randomize
