morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
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