If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
It's just like the Real World with babies
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Never underestimate the power of titties
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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