Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
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There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
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He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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