Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
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I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
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Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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