Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
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