My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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