All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
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FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
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How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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