come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
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