I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
The feeling are messing with the penis
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
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