Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Define "chronic" masturbator.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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