I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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