Well douche your snatch and let's go!
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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