Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Randomize
