the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
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