That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
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& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
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Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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