i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
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Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
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FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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