that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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