forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
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do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
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I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
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