Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
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It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
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I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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