is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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