TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
We smell like vodka and hangover
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