my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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