He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Well I just put wine in my tea
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
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