One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
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Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
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she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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