Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
He felt like a one man threesome
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Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
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The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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