Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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