i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
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I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I fill condoms, not promises.
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he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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