oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Naked. naked and bneed help.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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