Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
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Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
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Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I touched a dick in church today
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
highlight of my day: hitchhiking a ride with random locals. tried to make conversation, asked what they do. driver says "you clearly don't recognize me." turns out i have had sex with him and forgot.
You are officially qualified to graduate from college.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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