no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
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Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
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Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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