she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Randomize
