I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
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The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
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What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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