were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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