Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
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