my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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