David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
you told grandpa to call you daddy
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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